thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

(Source: 01012012, via dirty-homophone)

squigglydigg:

SCREAMS

(Source: rantingandmorerambling, via shikarius)

earthtohayley:

johnny depp is so confusing like sometimes he looks like this

and then later he looks like this

hE dOESN’T eVEn LOOK LiKE tHE SAme PERson!!!!?????

AND DON’T GET ME STARTED ON HIS VOICE, MAN

(via akillees)

typette:

Photos taken by Kaylin Idora

Omg it’s zatanna

(Source: margadita, via thebiggestnerd)

egberts:

svvitzerland:

egberts:

svvitzerland:

svvitzerland:

 What is the opposite of a restaurant?

a workaurant

i hope you get arrested for this joke

i think i need to get arworked

(via cartoonmoney)

revolutionbutcivilisation:

dirtycastiel:

Meanwhile, Misha…

MISHA WHEN YOU ARE LESS WELL BEHAVED THAN JOHN BARROWMAN YOU KNOW THAT YOU NEED TO REEVALUATE YOUR LIFE CHOICES OKAY

misha’s life choices are perfect

(via drkarayua)

If you like telepathic bonded animal companion fantasy novels and tragic plots and characters, you should check out The Ghatti’s Tale by Gayle Greeno. (It’s the title of both the series and the first book in the series.)

mswyrr:

NOBODY EXPECTS THE BEE ASSASSINS!

THEIR CHIEF WEAPON IS SURPRISE

SURPRISE AND FEAR

FEAR AND SURPRISE …THEIR TWO WEAPONS ARE FEAR AND SURPRISE

AND RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY

…THEIR THREE WEAPONS ARE FEAR, SURPRISE, AND RUTHLESS EFFICIENCY… AND AN ALMOST FANATICAL DEVOTION TO THE QUEEN

ER… THEIR FOUR… NO…AMONGST THEIR WEAPONS… AMONGST THEIR WEAPONRY… ARE SUCH DIVERSE ELEMENTS AS FEAR, SURPRISE…

I’LL COME AGAIN

(Source: reservoir-of-blood, via dervlaaarghhh)

uhridan:

the internet may argue about many things but we are all united in our shared trauma over the nina tucker episode of fullmetal alchemist

(Source: dirkkat, via farandaway)

kateruggeri:

crystaline:

Ozz Angelo 2013 S/S - OzzOnJapan

I don’t normally do the whole “the noise I made was inhuman” thing, but I don’t know what else to say about the noise my throat just made in reaction to this.

(via roachpatrol)