April172014
lecapunk:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

well that’s better than what zeus usually did when he came down from mt. olympus, so

lecapunk:

gravity-loves-me:

vulpixc0re:

Life lesson: If anyone is scared of you, lick them.

#okay but if legendaries are basically like gods this is like zeus coming down from mt. olympus and licking your face

well that’s better than what zeus usually did when he came down from mt. olympus, so

(via ardendillo)

6PM

Anonymous asked: Wow youre so fucking edgy

I am? Are… are you sure you meant me?

4PM

Anonymous asked: I just had a random thought: if Season Zero Yami Yugi is so inventive in revenge, how inventive is he in BED???

squigglydigg:

STOP

he’s too busy killing people to bother

April162014

questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters

(via dervlaaaarghhhh)

10PM
  • me at the beginning of Ghost Trick: dude lynne and sissel would be perfect together look at their dialogue aw such cuties bUT IT'S TRAGIC TOO BC HE'S DEAD NAD GOING TO VANISH SAD OTP
  • me at the end of Ghost Trick: whOOPS
10PM

(Source: daikkis, via burdge)

10PM

sudden daine and numair headcanon

fytortall:

mustangscullaaay:

so their kid of course is like a terror and a half once they hit full mobile stage. like just getting into EVERYTHING and wreaking havoc and attempting shape changes to disastrous result and like eating magical herbs accidentally and no one can keep them under control, not even kit, and after one particularly nightmarish experience in which they accidentally toddle into a spell numair is working in what he thought was a safe part of the backyard daine is like goddess bless, it’s times like these i miss the darkings!

and numair stares at her and starts rubbing his nose and muttering and she’s like, oh brother, see you again in two weeks and he just retreats into his study for 20 days straight, emerging every once in awhile for food, and to request weirder and weirder supplies and books from daine, and she’s like, you better be working on something worthwhile, and then he asks for a small vial of her blood and she’s like, mithros, numair, could you be more creepy, but he’s like, i wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t HIGHLY IMPORTANT AND ALSO A CRITICAL MAGICAL WORKING

and one day daine is playing with the kid in the living room like gee, i hope you still remember your da whenever he decides to come back to the real world and they hear a small explosion and this high pitched shrilling noise coming from numair’s workroom and after a few minutes he slowly walks through the door with sparkly soot all over his face and splatters of something uncomfortably dark red on his shirt and he’s cradling this jelly blob of shimmery black-copper and this little head pokes up out of the center and looks at the kid and squeaks happily

and immediately of course this kid goes over to be introduced to such a fascinating thing and the jelly blob like, jumps on them and starts chattering and they chatter back and daine is just staring at numair like what have you done, did you actually just make a darking? that’s dark stormwing magic and they’re not free since we’re not in the divine realms, what the hell

and he’s like no duh magelet i altered the spell because i can do it and gave it free consciousness to develop with the baby, except it’s got both our senses wrapped up in it and it knows to keep the child safe so we’ll know if they’re getting into shit right away

and daine blinks and is like you just made a jelly blob nanny for our kid. what in weiryn’s name did i marry

and he’s like well what would you have done

but she doesn’t get to tell him all the many things she would have done because the baby is squeaking delightfully as the darking-thing tickles her under the chin and so they awwwww at the cuteness and just sort of move on

and it turns out to work literally perfect because the kid and the darking become literally bffs and the kid calls it a bunch of different names depending on their age and it starts speaking out loud right along with them and they grow up together and the darking is smart enough to only warn daine and numair when things are dangerous so the kid can still get into safe mischief without complaint and it’s like their imaginary friend but it’s real

so basically, you know, flubber. except in tortall

so basically, you know, flubber. except in tortall

(via freosan)

10PM

beingruth:

samandriel:

i was confused when i scrolled down and it didn’t say “old as balls”

Same.

Same.

April152014
the-real-seebs:


gallifreekydeeky:


A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.
The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.
Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.
The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.
"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."
That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

"ooh!  a poor person in need of help!  i better make sure they get arrested!"  to me, that’s the issue that’s most troubling.  Apart from that, the statue, and the idea behind it, is one of the parts of Christianity that even a grouchy atheist like me has to admire…

To be fair, I have at least once called the police on a creature in dire need of help. Because they’re the people who can go help. It was a dog that someone had left out during our first spike to -20. That dog used to bark all day every day in the summer. I called when it was getting ridiculously cold becuase the barking took on a panicked tone. Within a bit, the barking stopped, and I haven’t heard the dog since. I hope that means it got to a good home…
That is a really brilliant bit of art, I have to say.


“Then the King will say to those on His right, ‘Come, you who are blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. ‘For I was hungry, and you gave Me something to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me something to drink; I was a stranger, and you invited Me in; naked, and you clothed Me; I was sick, and you visited Me; I was in prison, and you came to Me.’

“Then the righteous will answer Him, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry, and feed You, or thirsty, and give You something to drink? ‘And when did we see You a stranger, and invite You in, or naked, and clothe You? ‘When did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’

“The King will answer and say to them, ‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did it to one of these brothers of Mine, even the least of them, you did it to Me.’”

-Matthew 25:34-40, NASB

the-real-seebs:

gallifreekydeeky:

A new religious statue in the town of Davidson, N.C., is unlike anything you might see in church.

The statue depicts Jesus as a vagrant sleeping on a park bench. St. Alban’s Episcopal Church installed the homeless Jesus statue on its property in the middle of an upscale neighborhood filled with well-kept townhomes.

Jesus is huddled under a blanket with his face and hands obscured; only the crucifixion wounds on his uncovered feet give him away.

The reaction was immediate. Some loved it; some didn’t.

"One woman from the neighborhood actually called police the first time she drove by," says David Boraks, editor of DavidsonNews.net. "She thought it was an actual homeless person."

That’s right. Somebody called the cops on Jesus.

"ooh!  a poor person in need of help!  i better make sure they get arrested!"  to me, that’s the issue that’s most troubling.  Apart from that, the statue, and the idea behind it, is one of the parts of Christianity that even a grouchy atheist like me has to admire…

To be fair, I have at least once called the police on a creature in dire need of help. Because they’re the people who can go help. It was a dog that someone had left out during our first spike to -20. That dog used to bark all day every day in the summer. I called when it was getting ridiculously cold becuase the barking took on a panicked tone. Within a bit, the barking stopped, and I haven’t heard the dog since. I hope that means it got to a good home…

That is a really brilliant bit of art, I have to say.

“Then the King will say to those on His right, ‘Come, you who are blessed of My Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world. ‘For I was hungry, and you gave Me something to eat; I was thirsty, and you gave Me something to drink; I was a stranger, and you invited Me in; naked, and you clothed Me; I was sick, and you visited Me; I was in prison, and you came to Me.’

“Then the righteous will answer Him, ‘Lord, when did we see You hungry, and feed You, or thirsty, and give You something to drink? ‘And when did we see You a stranger, and invite You in, or naked, and clothe You? ‘When did we see You sick, or in prison, and come to You?’

“The King will answer and say to them, ‘Truly I say to you, to the extent that you did it to one of these brothers of Mine, even the least of them, you did it to Me.’”

-Matthew 25:34-40, NASB

(Source: circuitfry)

3PM

obscuredisneysongs:

"Everybody Wants to Be a Cat" (cover) from The Aristocats

Sung by Psapp.  A wonderfully unique re-imagining of this Disney tune.  Several musical genres thrown in.

(via rosebenjamins)

(47,775 plays)

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